On the path to Wonderland

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black, and the dark street winds and bends. Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow. We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow, and watch where the chalk-white arrows go to the place where the sidewalk ends.


"All I am is a man
I want the world in my hands
I hate the beach
But I stand in california with my toes in the sand
Use the sleeves on my sweater
Lets have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity centred
Touch my neck and I'll touch yours
You in those little high waisted shorts"

When you plan a joke in your head and you think it’s going to be hilarious, but once you say it it sounds stupid as shit.

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: laugh-at-me-br0)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via thesilverstandard)

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via findingbrighterdays)

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